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28 March 2012 @ 09:56 am

Found this is my email box from a friend: still funny!

Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat put her in all 4 houses

Yo mama is so ugl, the basilisk can’t look her in the eye

Yo mama is such a ho that she gives more rides than Hogwarts express

You mama’s so fat, her want is a slim jim

Yo mama so ugly, she walked into gringott’s and they gave her a job application

Yo mama so stanky, even Dobby won’t take one of her socks.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor screamed “riddikulus

Yo mama so fat, when she looks in the mirror of erased, she sees a ham

Yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake

Yo mama so fat, they’re gonna split the movie about her into two parts

Yo mama so dum, she brought syrup to a quidditch game cause she heard there’d be quaffles


Yo mama so ugly, even the whomping willow wouldn’t hit that.

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Raiining
03 February 2012 @ 08:42 pm

Oh my god that was KICKING!

On to ep 2

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Raiining
03 February 2012 @ 08:05 pm

Omg how come i didnt know these had aired until today????

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Raiining
05 January 2012 @ 06:15 pm
OMG, a friend sent me these and they take my back to, like, grade FOUR.


Harry Potter YO MAMA Jokes:

Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat put her in all 4 houses

Yo mama is so ugl, the basilisk can’t look her in the eye

Yo mama is such a ho that she gives more rides than Hogwarts express

You mama’s so fat, her want is a slim jim

Yo mama so ugly, she walked into gringott’s and they gave her a job application

Yo mama so stanky, even Dobby won’t take one of her socks.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor screamed “riddikulus

Yo mama so fat, when she looks in the mirror of erased, she sees a ham
Yo mama so ugly, even the whomping willow wouldn’t hit that.

Yo mama so fat, they’re gonna split the movie about her into two parts

Yo mama so dum, she brought syrup to a quidditch game cause she heard there’d be quaffles

And my favorite

Yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake,

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Raiining
24 December 2011 @ 09:54 pm

Okay first post from the new and awesome iPad! Kail is passes out in Nanna's arms and life is good at camp. The snow keeps going outside and I think we'll have a white christmas this year!

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Raiining
01 October 2011 @ 01:22 pm
KKO  
Ahhhh....

We're at camp for the weekend, my mother-in-law is holding the baby, I have warm food in my belly and a nap is sounding pretty good right about now. But I've been meaning to write up Kail's birth story for a week now, and this is the first chance I have to do a decent job of it. So I'll put the nap off for another 10 minutes and get this down. I also wanted to write a huge THANK YOU to everyone on Facebook for their warm welcome's and congratulations over the past week. As the sleep deprivation has built up my twitter/fb posts have gone down, but its so awesome to hear from everyone.


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Raiining
16 September 2011 @ 08:46 am
Okay. So walking and patience and a sweep and all that have done nothing so far. I am now trying to encourage labour by reading (occasionally out loud, because the fetus is not passive in this process!) the uptodate articles on the mechanism and management of labour.

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Raiining
16 September 2011 @ 07:30 am
My house is freeeeeeezing!!!!

Okay, this morning I'm glad I haven't yet had the baby, because the poor thing would be so wrapped in blankets as to be a suffocation risk this am.  I'd much prefer keeping it warm myself then facing the daunting question of bringing it into bed with us for warmth.

My mattress is way to soft to be safe, but it c-c-cold!



Very happy the furnace guys are coming Monday install the new boiler.  They'll be finished by Tuesday and then we'll have a toasty warm house.  So looking forward to it!

And last night is supposed to have been the coldest night, it should be warming up now a little bit.  Not to the same heights we saw last week, but to a respectable 18 degrees.  And Kyle says its not supposed to dip down quite as bad at night, which is the big thing.


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Raiining
15 September 2011 @ 08:48 am
... ... ...

So I slept well.


Yeah, that's about all I got this morning.

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Raiining
14 September 2011 @ 07:39 am
*in voice of the seagull from Little Mermaid, sitting on a rock watching Ariel and the Prince not doing anything in a rowboat*

"Nothing. Is. HAPPENING."


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